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please and thnx

  • Alt-J:What is your favorite aesthetic sound?
  • Anamanaguchi:What is your favorite video game franchise?
  • Animal Collective:Do you have any pets?
  • Arcade Fire:What keeps you up at night?
  • Arctic Monkeys:What do you dislike about where you live?
  • Atlas Genius:What can you see from your window?
  • Bad Veins:What instruments do you play?
  • Bastille:What is your favorite event from history?
  • Beach House:If you could go on vacation anywhere, where would it be?
  • Bon Iver:What's something you've lost?
  • Broken Bells:Tell the story of someone you never expected to become friends with.
  • Broken Social Scene:What are you looking forward to?
  • Cut Copy:What are you thinking about?
  • Daft Punk:What's been your favorite Halloween costume/cosplay?
  • Daughter:What's something you miss?
  • Death Cab for Cutie:Where do you see yourself in ten years?
  • Dirty Projectors:Name something unusual about yourself.
  • Explosions in the Sky:What's your favorite holiday?
  • Franz Ferdinand:What song always makes you want to dance?
  • Fun.:What helps you calm down?
  • The Go! Team:What hypes you up?
  • Gorillaz:Who's your favorite musician?
  • Grouplove:What's your relationship with your friends?
  • Infinity Shred:What are some of the shared interests that made you friends with the people you're friends with?
  • LCD Soundsystem:What do you want to do when you're older?
  • Little Daylight:What's something you can't get enough of?
  • Local Natives:What inspires you?
  • Lorde:What are you proud of?
  • M83:What do you do on an average weekend?
  • Madeon:Are you a good dancer?
  • Magic Man:What's your favorite city?
  • The Main Drag:What's your favorite book?
  • Morning Parade:Have you ever gone camping?
  • The Mowgli's:What makes you smile?
  • The Neighbourhood:What's your biggest insecurity?
  • Oberhofer:What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
  • OK Go:Do you exercise?
  • Pacific Air:Where did you grow up?
  • Phantogram:What's your favorite food?
  • Phoenix:How old are you?
  • Plumtree:What were your hobbies as a child?
  • Ra Ra Riot:What are your talents?
  • Reptar:What did you dream about last night?
  • Rhye:Have you ever been in love?
  • San Cisco:Are you a jealous person?
  • St. Lucia:What are some your favorite clothes that you own?
  • Starfucker:What is your ethnic background?
  • The Strokes:What was the last big decision you made?
  • Talking Heads:What is a happy life to you?
  • The Temper Trap:How do you feel right now?
  • Two Door Cinema Club:Think about the last person you texted. How did you meet them?
  • Vampire Weekend:What are you wearing right now?
  • Walk the Moon:Where do you live?
  • Young the Giant:What bad habits do you have?
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tamaratunie:

who is gonna be the danny tanner to my uncle joey ie im your best friend so you let me mooch off you for 10 years in your sick expensive house in san francisco in exchange for occasionally making your kids breakfast and teaching them life lessons 

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee:Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man:I never filled out an application.
  • Employee:Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man:No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee:Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man:AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee:But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man:OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee:Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man:Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee:...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man:Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee:That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man:NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man:Fuck you, slut.
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